My Program Compared to the Others

There is much good equipment advertised on T.V.
I lot of ideas that will work good for thee.
They’ll all tone you up and they’ll get you in shape.
Here’s where they vary from my special tape.

For most of these programs you need a firm base.
To half be in shape, plus they take up much space.
They take lots of effort and the truth of the most.
Is they bring disappointment to most that they host.

They set high expectations, that most couldn’t reach.
So much that’s important that few of them teach.
So much wasted money!  Most stuff will just sit.
Frustration sits in, I think most will admit.

They’re all about money.  How much they can make.
The actors tell stories, which most of are fake.
The interviews scripted in most every case.
Why are all of them fit with a beautiful face?

My program addresses the young and the old.
The fit and the fat and the meek and the bold.
It’s something for everyone, filled with advice.
On how to feel better by adding some spice.

My theory is this, take the time that we waste.
In watching T.V. while we’re feeding our taste.
Here’s most of the problem—it’s too obvious.
My program makes watching your movies a plus.

Your soaps and your newscasts.  The music you see.
You can work on your fitness.  My program’s the key.
Instead of just staring and smoking and snacking.
Your body’s in motion improving what’s lacking.

You’re constantly moving those rusty old joints.
While learning your muscles, and all pressure points.
You’ll learn to get limber where stiffness has set.
You’ll meet a new you that you never have met.

You’ll learn how to meditate; find peace of mind.
You’ll learn proper posture as God had designed.
You’ll learn to be thankful for all that you’ve got.
You’ll learn what to do and the things to do not.

You’ll learn to defend yourself, which ices my cake.
It’s up to this program; which choices you make.
And the end of each program, you watch on T.V.
If you follow my program, this I’ll guarantee.

That you will feel better than had you not done it.
That it is too simple to skip it or shun it.
You can keep it quite simple if that is your choosing.
Or hit it extreme to the point of abusing.

When all’s said and done you will surely be fitter.
My program’s too easy to make you a quitter.
You will gain flexibility, strength and technique.
Balance and power if that’s what you seek.

You will see where my program makes sense above the rest.
Get the tape, learn the workout, then give it the test.
Once that you try it and honestly do.
You’ll agree every word that I told you was true.